Doctor: "I've got bad news for you. You are terminally ill."

Patient: "Is there anything I can do?"

Doctor: "No, nothing."

Patient: "There has to be something..."

Doctor: "No, nothing."

Patient: "Nothing at all?"

Doctor: "Well, you can start taking mud baths."

Patient: "Does that help?"

Doctor: "Not really, but your body will start to get used to being in the earth."