Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
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Two lady ostriches out walking, get followed by male ostriches, try to get away, can?t, dart around a corner stick their heads in the sand.
Two hunters out walking, split up, one finds gorgeous girl by the tracks, tells friend later about the amazing sex they had. ?Give me some details man, did you get a blow job?? ?Naw, I couldn?t find the head.?
Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him,
[hand gesture pushing it back into crack]
[hand gesture pushing it back into crack]
Clown at birthday party, annoying kid wants to see magic trick, don?t do magic, annoying kid, drop yer pants turn around and bend over, feel my thumb in yer ass?,
[hand gesture showing one thumb and then the other]
[hand gesture showing one thumb and then the other]
There was an English man,and a Scottish man,and they were playing tag.The scottish man fell down a deep hole.The
English man asked,"Is it dark down there?"The Scottish Man
replied,"I don't know,I can't see"
English man asked,"Is it dark down there?"The Scottish Man
replied,"I don't know,I can't see"
Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?
The phone rang and she answered the iron.
Why did she burn her other ear?
They called back.
The phone rang and she answered the iron.
Why did she burn her other ear?
They called back.
john was going around door to door looking for chores to do. he went to this house where an old man lived and the old man had a chore for him. he said he would pay him 50 dollars if he painted his porch in the back. john said ok and got to work. one hour and thirty two minutes later he came out and told the old man he was done. the old man paid him and as john was walking away he said by the way its not a porsche.... its a lincoln
john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pulled him over, drew a circle on the ground and put john in the circle. once john was in the circle gary went to his car and pulled out a bat. he started to break all of the headlights on john car then he looked aver and john was cracking up so he broke all of the windows andlooked over at john who was still cracking up. he finnally asked him what was so funny and john said while you were busting up my car...i stepped out of the circle 4 times
a white guy walked into a bar and asked for a for a shot of tequila and after he was finished he said TGIF. then a mexican guy walked in and also ordered a shot of tequila and after he was finished he said SPIT so the bartender looked at the whited and mexican guy and asked what the white guy was saying. so the white guy told him thank god its friday. Then the bartender asked the mexican what he meant and the mexican said stupid pendejo its thursday.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News.
A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News.