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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him.
One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him.
How many KGB agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. Two to hold it down, and one to apply the electrodes.
Three. Two to hold it down, and one to apply the electrodes.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but the lightbulb has to want to change.
One but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
A group of Yale students are travelling around the South on their Spring Break. They pass an old man, sitting on a porch. "Where you boys from?" asks the man. "Yale," they reply. The old man stands up and asks "WHERE YOU BOYS FROM!"
A Harvard man and a Yale man go into a washroom and use the urinals. After they are done, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands, while the Yale man headed for the door.
The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly. "At Harvard, we take care to wash our hands after using the lavatory."
"Well," the Yale man replied, "at Yale, we know not to piss on our hands."
The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly. "At Harvard, we take care to wash our hands after using the lavatory."
"Well," the Yale man replied, "at Yale, we know not to piss on our hands."
There were 3 men, a white, a mexican, and a chinese sanding in a circle. they are all told to throw in the middle somthing they have 2 much of. So the chinese throws in a bowl of rice, the mexican throws in a rock, and the white man picks up the mexican and throughs him in the middle.
Have you heard the one about the Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac?
He lays awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
He lays awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
there was this man in cherry noles and he was throwin saw dust down and this man walked over to him and said why r u throwing saw dust down and he said well there is no elaphants around here and the other man said well it is good stuff isnt it
Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps
A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge
A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge
a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect
there was a man throwing sawdust out of a window and another man asked him 'why do you throw sawdust out of that window' the man replied 'to keep the elephants away' and the other man said 'but theres no elephants here' the man replied 'good stuff eh'
A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."