Who does Christopher Reeve want to be?
Christopher Walken.
Top rated jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?
Because she didn't want to go.
Because she didn't want to go.
Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
A director decides that he's going to make a movie based on the livesof famous classical composers. Looking for a prospective cast, he asksSylvester Stallone which composer he would like to play in the movie. Stallonethinks for a moment and says, "I like Mozart. Let me be Mozart."The director then turns to Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him who he'dlike to play. Arnold replies, "I'll be Bach!"
How do you catch a polar bear?
First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole.
First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole.